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Going Commando

Not all young children urinating themselves are going commando.
by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018
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commando pant sag

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)
All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro
by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021
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CommanderJinx

One of the absolutely most hotest member at DSF.
OMG CommanderJinx, he's so mysterious, yet so strong...
by Not Erika, I swear June 15, 2004
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command

When you are getting a lap dance from a meth-faced stripper and blow a load in your pants.
"Sean was just getting a lap dance from that hillbilly stripper and just commanded in his pants!"

"Wow! That wass so awesome I may just command!"
by bluebomber August 25, 2011
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Moblie command center

Moblie command center is a pharse or slang term when you take mutliple electronic devices or items with you. Such as a cell phone or several cell phones, beeper, computer, binders, bag, etc. A termed used when your connected to these devices due to personal or work reasons.
Husband: Honey I'm leaving, see you later.

Wife: Don't forget to take your moblie command center with you!
by Hankscolts July 10, 2011
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call of duty commando

Someone that talks about combat video games as if they were actual combat. Someone who's entire knowledge of weapons and warfare is gleaned from playing video games. A person with no actual military of combat experience but acts as if they do because they play video games such as "call of duty", "medal of honor", "army of two", Ect
by Illharbinger January 6, 2013
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The Greg Commandments

1. We shall not betray Greg.

2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong

10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back
We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.
by imgay,reallygay September 5, 2021
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