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Clever Black

Noun.)

An "educated" black person that goes against the grain and has the temerity to constantly criticise and even vote against a "stupid" Black-Majority government. They look down upon anything that is non-conforming to their new-found whiteness and elitism. They are forever ready to challenge black authority, while at the same time they cower and grin at the white man.

They may be found as part of "woke-twitter" or calling on 702 radio, bitterly complaining about elected black leaders.

As a general rule they vehemently deny the existence of White Monopoly Capital.
You can never trust a Clever Black.
by BlackWisdom November 13, 2017
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cleveland shag nasty

described as a dirty ole' whore or homo who gives multiple cleveland steamers to different partners each night without washing their asses leaving a crusty dried mess for the next person.
bernard felt heart broken and sorrowful when he discovered the crusty shit stains all over george's ass and realized that he had been giving everyone in town a cleveland shag nasty! (they are now divorced)
by street whiz September 27, 2011
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Clever Fish Syndrome

A mental disease whereby the person has all the mental affects that would grant him/her a photographic memory, but they also suffer from all the mental aspects of amnesia, rendering him/her normal in terms of memory capability. The name of this syndrome derives from a real situation in which a fish know as "Goldy" would learn things incredibly fast (such as Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Triganometory) but would forget them in the following seven seconds.
"I can remember what songs were played on my 3rd birthday but unfortunately I suffer from Clever Fish Syndrome and as such I have forgetten."

"Goldy learnt how to turn lead into gold today, all though his fish brain forgot how to do this with 10 seconds"
by Lindley July 4, 2006
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clave

Slang for sterilizing with an autoclave. It is often used by the younger generation of scientists and most older people will have no idea what it means.
"Dang, Michael forgot to clave those biohazard bags!"
by Brendan&Hollie June 10, 2008
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claven

One who is long winded. This person is allways corect and often states personal opinion as fact. Likes the sound of his own voice.
John, you really are a claven.
by mudflap January 22, 2003
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Chivers

A modest bloke who is a gr8 fan of pies. Loves his dog, and everthin else in life.
A horny-rapist who hangs round 6th form college!!! Watch your back ppl!!!
by si November 18, 2003
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Chives

A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.
The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
by yogan February 2, 2009
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