Bouncy castle Catholics 

Catholic parents who, while no longer ascribing to the Catholic faith or ever attending mass will insist on their children receiving the sacrments of baptism, communion and conformation. So called because the event is more about the party that follows, which will always involve the renting out of a bouncy castle.

Tom and Julie are bouncy castle Catholics- you never seen them once at mass and yet here they are for their kids' communion.

Bouncy castle Catholics by Paulb23 October 13, 2017

catcholic

A word that resembles "catholic", yet is not. Because a true catholic would never run a religious school for profit right next to playboy mexico headquarters.

"Guey! I go to that catcholic school where the principal drives a 'vette and playboy ships from next door!"

"Chingon!"

catcholic by Fercho December 13, 2004

cat-holic

the addiction of kittens over a widened period of time

Yes I am a cat-holic, I have been addicted to cats for as long as I can remember.

cat-holic by I _will_try_next_time April 11, 2017

catholicsex 

when you screw a chick without usaing ANY birth-control. The whole month waiting for her period, you wish you never did it in the first place.

juan was catholicsex about going out with maria

catholicsex by www.tubby-bitch.com April 24, 2003

Catholocism 

A very large and powerful cult.

Catholocism will fuck your mind, boy. And the priests will fuck your ass.

Catholocism by Reasoner July 7, 2009

Catholocism 

A particular virulent strain of the Christianity disease which causes more violent symptoms, including delusions, arrogance, hatred of other religions and homosexuals, and a strange heady feelings that patients describe as "faith" or "the holy spirit."

Man: Can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Doctor: I'm sorry. You've come down with Christianity. There is no cure.
Man: Dear God! How bad is it?
Doctor: It is probably too late. It's advanced into full-scale Catholocism.
Man: At least I will have faith.

Catholocism by alpPDCjr12 April 9, 2009

Chatholic 

Word for Catholics who won't shut the fuck up

Bloody Chatholic. She can't shut the hell up about her religion.

Chatholic by onomatopoeon August 30, 2009