Capitanpizza338

you lost the game

"oh shoot im capitanpizza338 and i lost the game"

by BANNNANZ April 21, 2025

Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.

I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.

by clermontboy May 19, 2025

CAPITALIAN

When someone types everything in ALL CAPS. A portmanteau of Capital and Italian.

he keeps texting me in CAPITALIAN

by HistoryMemes4Life May 28, 2025

Capitard

A portmanteau of "capitalist" and "retard".
A derogatory, often playful term used by socialists, communists, and anti-capitalists to describe an uncritical or intellectually naive supporter of capitalism. Implies a person who blindly adheres to capitalist ideology, often ignoring its inherent flaws, historical injustices, or the nuances of alternative economic systems. Capitards are typically willfully ignorant to communist and socialist ideologies, and are slow-witted.

Example:
"Don't even bother explaining dialectical materialism to that guy, he's a total capitard."

by SankaraSuperfan July 31, 2025

capital

used to express approval, satisfaction, or delight.

"That's splendid! Capital!"

by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025

capitals

the distinct, typically broader section at the head of a post or column.

"the pillars have molded capitals"

by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025

vultARGH capitalists!

vulture capitalist: a takeover artist who loads a venture up with debt while extracting capital for profit, making the firm go bankrupt.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

vultARGH capitalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about vulture capitalists.

"vultARGH capitalists!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 8, 2013