Apple Drop

When you go into someone's room and poop on their floor.

Damn, Danny just apple dropped Palgnari's room.

by hax0red_my_maracas May 10, 2006

apple cheeks

Cheekbones that are round and plump like an apple.

"Hey, that girl has apple cheeks"

"Her apple cheeks are very cute"

by Kurt CW January 31, 2008

Apple Computers

Door stops

my apple computer keeps my door opened.

by Evolutiontimesten January 17, 2004

Apple tart

A style-focused person (usually female) who buys Apple products solely for their appearance (as opposed to their functionality).

Usually an idiot female (hence 'tart') who knows nothing about computers or technology.

See that girl with the pink shoes, the poodle, and the iPhone? Total Apple tart.

by Johnny Domino October 13, 2011

apple shit

A result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit.

1:Dude i took apple shit the other day
2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting

by saveriox March 4, 2007

sharp as an apple

An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?

by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008

black apples

another way to say watermelons

in the south all they eat is dem black apples.

by bert2 July 5, 2005