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boy booger

Frank gets no sleep because the kids are downstairs blasting music all night so before work he has to rip a fat line of boy booger
by Blow Master July 9, 2025
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free booger

Bob: Would you like a free booger?

Charles: Get away from me that is disgusting.
by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020
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Gooch Booger

One who has a dried cum stain on their gooch.
by MrYogiBear November 27, 2022
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crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.
'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'
by twilyth June 28, 2009
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Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen
by M, M, & D August 8, 2020
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Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.
Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..
by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024
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booger snatch

I'm headin over to Booger Snatch for a Whopper, you want anything?
by use to be Chiefbooknocker April 20, 2022
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