Bell Muncher

A person who munch's/chews on the head/bellend of someones penis.

Amy is a bell muncher because she sucked on steves bellend.

by 4011446 April 17, 2009

shels-bells

1. to totally be pissed off all day, everyday. 2. to complain about everything and throw your phone and stuff around your desk. 3. to yell at people uncontrollably on the phone.

for god sake! i am so shels-bells right now i can't even think straight. don't make me come over there and give you deadarm.

by chase oliver June 10, 2008

Diving Bell

When a man farts and gets a gas bubble trapped under his testicals.

I have a real diving bell situation in my pants.

by ArtNSin June 14, 2015

School Bell

The best sound you will ever hear, especially the bell that indicates the end of a period that lunch follows or the one that indicates the end of the school day.

* School bell*, oh, few, I can now go home and grind Call of Duty, but not fortnite though, because that game is deader than my great-grandmother, who was born 700 years ago.

by School Bell November 6, 2018

taco bell

taco bell is heaven

We are going to Taco Bell. "(angels singing)"

by aqzwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p; January 14, 2019

blue belle

A girl who is likely to give you blue balls sometimes without even trying. Sometimes trying too much. She’s classy though and only some know how dirty a mind she has. She’s sweet and harmless, but enjoys getting a rise out of you because you are safe. You don’t mind except for that ache you’re a left with when she walks away. Perfect girl to bring home to Mom and Dad.

Guy 1: Without a doubt that girl has the dirtiest mind I’ve ever heard.

Guy 2: Yep, she’s a real blue belle. Now, my dick is hard and she’s gone.

Guy 1: I know. Me, too!

by DreamBiggest October 13, 2017

Lunch Bell

Getting a little quick, hot, oral action on your bellend and penis during the lunch break. Usually from a street whore, a homeless person or a co-worker.

Hey Rachel did you hear the lunch bell? Yea let’s go.

That homeless woman rang my lunch bell today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018