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Bartatua

Bartatua is both fucking and fucking
by Ahnold November 4, 2003
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Barton

1. When someone makes a grand error.

2. A very embarassing moment.

3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her digging for change like a mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.

2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.

3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
by 7 Mile Massacre April 29, 2006
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Bartek

A Bartek is a prank that can be played on anyone who owns a mobile phone.

Step 1: Obtain their number.

Step 2: Give their number to everyone that you know the subject does not have in their phone.

Step 3: Everyone sends messages to them saying "You make me feel like Im the only girl in the world!".

Step 4: Sit back and watch them loose their shit for the next few weeks.

Works best if you keep the prank a secret from killjoys who will ruin it.
person 1(prankee): Who the F**K keeps sending me messages saying you make me feel like im the only girl in the world...

person 2(pranker): I dont know man, ill ask around.

person 1: *walks away*

person 2: that guy is going insane from the good ol Bartek prank hahaha

person 3(also pranker): hahaha he wont be sleeping tonight.
by yourroommateD February 21, 2011
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Mischa Barton

Me - Oh look Mischa Barton's over there and she wants me!111
Girlfriend - Okay you win.
by Ashley9505 December 7, 2006
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bartram

The act of taking home a sexual partner and entertaining her in the jacuzzi only to find out on the return of your father and his girlfriend that this woman is actually your stepgrandma.
Jesus man, did you hear about dan over christmas? He totally did a bartram.
by Ballamory January 30, 2009
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barthilas

A battle realm where everyone argues about nothing. pvp occurs
even to ppl of ur own faction. "Barth" forums question every ones sexuality, income, race and wether they have been laid
"dude our realm is becoming a barthilas"
OR
"dont question my sexuality, this isnt barthilas"
by Timothy Wood April 17, 2008
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barting

When your dog farts and barks simultaneously.
Dang, Magnus has been barting all night.
by ver Boyer July 29, 2016
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