The Big Aristotle 

Nickname for NBA basketball player Shaquille O'Neill

Shaquille O'Neill scored a double double against the Knicks, and then got all philosophical with the reporters in the post game interview. He's the Big Aristotle, yo!

The Big Aristotle by dberto April 3, 2009

aristotle tax 

A cost paid by childless people that subsidises the children of others.

Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again

aristotle tax by Juddles October 7, 2018

Ariston 

actually he’s really great except for when he’s an ass. Just try not to make Ariston mad, if so then oof

Wow he’s actingjust like an Ariston

Ariston by loopy12 July 10, 2018

aristobrat 

A combination of two words: "aristocrat" and "brat", meaning a
spoilt aristocrat, a wealthy and stubborn person. Derogatory.

First mentioned in the film "Hitch".

Bud 1: Jon stole the Ferrari of his father and cross every trafic red light in the way to school.
Bud 2: He's a fucking aristobrat!

aristobrat by etzelet November 3, 2011

Aristacunt 

A person that suddenly gains a desingner item,wealth or status and becomes conceded and/or bitchy...

Now that Jane got her BMW she's a total ARISTACUNT!

Aristacunt by Bevrlykillz October 6, 2015

Aristeo 

The most kind and caring man you will ever meet. He puts his heart and soal into everything he does. He smells very good and is always so so smiley all the time. He brings everybody happiness without even trying. Everyone loves aristeo bc of his heart of gold and love for everyone around him. Aristeo definitely turns heads from all directions wherever he goes because of his sexy appeal and confidence. Anyone would love to get to know aristeo as he is very popular and famous. His girlfriend loves him with alllll her heart and will always be there for him bc that’s what a guy named aristeo deserves.

We love an Aristeo sister

Aristeo by Aristeo baby June 12, 2018

aristemo 

aristemo is the ship between aristóteles córcega and cuauhtémoc lópez, most known as aris and temo, from a mexican telenovela called mi marido tiene más familia.

x: what do you ship?

o: i ship aristemo! it's the best ship ever

aristemo by regina la pendeja del tuirer April 27, 2019