Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.

All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.

by coopergraham November 6, 2023

Microsoft Agent

The technology used for BonziBUDDY and MaxALERT. Made by Bill Gates.

BonziBUDDY uses Microsoft Agent technology.
Microsoft Agent is a fun way to make characters come to life with technology.

by LogoMan404 May 9, 2024

free agent

When a boy or a girl is single

trey: ‘yoo she’s been a free agent for a while’
“that girl posted saying she’s a free agent after the feud with her boyfriend”

by ❤️💓~🎀 J’lexis May 12, 2024

KGayB Agent

Someone who dresses like a femboy, acts like one and says is a man, but is actually a woman

Y'know, Im gonna shoot my shot at that KGayB Agent. Had to look twice tho, didn't want to fuck up.

by Sgt. Pepper himself February 2, 2026

Demobilizing Agent

A term used in leftist and anti-capitalist communities for infiltrators who join movements, groups, or parties with the sole goal of demobilizing and dismantling them from within—almost always through non-violent, imperceptible means. Demobilizing agents don't provoke violence or illegal acts (that would expose them); they sow confusion, promote factionalism, advocate for moderation, drain energy into endless process, and systematically undermine momentum. They're the reason meetings go nowhere, why coalitions fragment, why revolutionary energy dissipates into reformist paperwork. Demobilizing agents are the most effective infiltrators because they're indistinguishable from genuine members—they believe in the cause, just enough to be convincing, and just little enough to sabotage it.

Example: "The revolutionary group couldn't understand why they never achieved anything. Meetings produced no action, energy dissolved into debate, coalitions fractured over minor disagreements. Years later, they discovered the demobilizing agent—a trusted member who'd been systematically slowing everything down, advocating for 'more discussion,' 'more planning,' 'more caution.' He hadn't stopped them; he'd just made them move so slowly they never arrived. Demobilization had been the goal, and he'd achieved it perfectly."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

An Agent Of Repression

Says Gabor Maté about Jordan Peterson. He says he's got a lot of rage. Probably about his daughter being a hooker! A naughty prostitute!

Hym "An agent of repression! Words more true are rarely spoken! Look at him! He's maddeningly enraged about random college guys giving his daugher a pounding hahaha! 'They should have to have relationships! RELATIONSHIPS!!!' He cries. You're not angry with me Jordan. You're angry at the fat cocks."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2024

Chaos Agent

A person who simply is not part of the program, one who acts only for their own pleasure in a way that causes harm or disorder.

Actions of Chaos Agents vary widely, scaling from petty personal relations to being a malignancy towards their society.

01 : "Brian is a total fucking nob, pulls a fast one on us the second the police show up despite causing the whole thing. Bit of a chaos agent..."
02 : "Just wait for 5 years until you see him on the news planting car bombs and publicly hanging people, then you can call him a chaos agent."

by harbinger577 December 29, 2024