free parking

A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.

"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."

by kdrrrgs February 11, 2009

Free Chicken

US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.

For the Russians..Donald Trump is Free Chicken.

by scratchy2868 September 17, 2020

free-clitting

When a woman elects not to wear panties or any other form of bottom underwear, leaving her pussy and clit more open and free

Look under her skirt, she is totally free-clitting!

by @m October 17, 2008

Free Radical

An Islamo Fascist that got released from an interrogation prison on a constitutional stipulation.

Cancer researchers are concerned over the increasing number of free radicals being released from Guantanamo Bay.

by Heca July 5, 2008

Whupping-Free

IN BRIEF: Free from whuppings to the point where it's an unfavorable condition.

PARENT: You must think you whupping-free don't you?

CHILD: No.

PARENT: You better act like you know then.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.

"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

hands-free

The act of going on a night out without a handbag, and your gear rammed in pockets to enable easy dancing*

*hands-free works better if there is a bloke with deep pockets nearby.

by Ms. Wheels November 9, 2008