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fact-troll

Trolling people without bending the truth/lying, solely grounded in absolute truths.
Thomas: "Sam's BMI has been way too high his whole life, this has resulted in a higher fatty acid composition in his cerebral brain lobes and is the primary factor why he can't understand basic banter."
Jane: "Stop being such a fact-troll, Thomas."
by De Soevereine Nar October 31, 2024
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facts

They don't care about your feelings
by MCWHITEGUY December 11, 2018
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Twix Nutrition Facts

Per 2 pieces (50 g)
Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)
twix enjoyer: the nutrionution nutrition facts contain 4rtfthyjghmvj45 4% iron
twix consumer: ok
the Twix Nutrition Facts: twix
by Defractal December 3, 2023
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big titty facts

When you want to emphasize that you agree wholeheartedly
Usually pronounced ‘biiiiiiiiiiiig titty facts’
Wednesday is the best show of all time”
“That’s big titty facts yo”
by horse_girl03 April 15, 2023
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Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.
Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"
by Da House November 26, 2023
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fact buddy

Anyone that shares useless knowledge with you. Or, anyone who is pleasantly surprised when you feed them a nugget of knowledge. There is a mutual appreciation for often umprompted, sometimes very advanced intellectual subject matter. Sometimes exchanges are casual where one person may correct another. If the person is genuinely appreciative for the correction and having learned something, they are fact buddy material.
“Hey Bec, i just learned the Tesla induction engine is actually gonna be modified and more all about a permanent magnetic wheel. I know you aren’t into cars, but you’re into facts, and we haven’t fact buddied since college dorm life.”

“Hey Jan I was studying for my nursing exam and i can’t believe I didn’t know that diabetes counts as a disability. Like blindness, paralysis, etc. It’s crazy!”
“Since you work for the state can you tell me about it? What does that mean? Thanks fact buddy!”

“Fyi Starbucks double points this am what do you want. Also, joe is gonna be sick and management is on a roll, so you want me to pick you up a drink?”
“You’re a legit fact buddy.”
by Contriveme July 4, 2018
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Fact-punch

V. To repudiate an ideological position with data-based fact. argumentation debate data fact punch proof
He asserted that the economy was getting worse, but I fact-punched him with this year's reduced unemployment rates and increased GDP. argumentation debate data fact punch proof
by Soze June 12, 2013
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