Whatever

Whatever you are doing
.. I am going to deshabiltar my apps of fb and Instagram.... tired of using technology

Whatever you want just come and grab it with your hands

by Ayuryari November 30, 2021

Whatever

A person anwsering a question.

Question: Is there anything I can do to make you feel happier?
Anwser: I don't know, it's whatever...

by Chuckles1996 September 30, 2011

Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

by come along pond November 26, 2011

whattafuck

When you find a small Keanu Reeves inside your backpack and you just say "Whattafuck?"

"Whattafuck? a small Keanu Reeves in my bag?"

by MicroKeanu May 4, 2016

netflix and chill and whatever happens happens

Going to watch netflix and whatever happens happens (sex)

Lets netflix and chill and whatever happens happens

by Jack bill December 2, 2015

its whatever

when the circumfrence of an elephants tail is the same as the amount of water in the ocean. which is the reason why people cheat meaning it's okay don't worry.

B - i can't go today
C- Its whatever

by wuJHFQI May 13, 2021

Whatevs, I'm over it.

gay combination of the terms "whatever" and "i'm over it"

often heard in the streets of the Montoya Circle and in the WYHS hallways

used as an attempt to look chill, but only makes u look gay

Person A: u missed an awesome night!
Person B: Whatevs, I'm over it.
Person A: (thinking) wow what a chiller

Person C: (who just observed A and B)thats just fucking gay

by DLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL February 16, 2008