a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.
seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!
by corinnnnee May 21, 2008
mugGet the ginormous super duper mega weinermug.

toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.
Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.
by Sbden12 May 20, 2023
mugGet the toasted weinermug.

fartnals weiner

a play on the phrase "finals week" but if it was funny and didn't suck balls
"hey bro have you started studying for finals week"
"more like fartnals weiner fuck school I don't care"
by whalesharkluver April 30, 2024
mugGet the fartnals weinermug.

WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!
Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!
by Lil Red the rider June 6, 2025
mugGet the WEINERmug.

Weiner snipple

Docked tail of a small terriers tail..
When waylon gets happy he wags his weiner snipple
by anonymous March 2, 2021
mugGet the Weiner snipplemug.

Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
mugGet the Weiner Mondaymug.

Share this definition