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Getting "Wanked"

When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"

"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
by anonymous June 29, 2024
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Wawa Wasted

An extremely drunk girl from Philly who is so intoxicated all she craves is late night food from Wawa.
This drunk chick I work with was Wawa wasted double fisting hoagies with hot honey sauce in the hotel lobby.
by Daddy Rex December 11, 2024
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Lukas Wasted

Instead of saying to "slime someone out" you say you will "Lukas Waste him" or "Leave him Lukas Wasted"
"Let's go Lukas Waste the opps", "We left the opps Lukas Wasted"
by Real Esa February 28, 2025
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Williams wasted

I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.
by Ezedoll October 5, 2025
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Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."
by Greatpickle December 4, 2014
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Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.
Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night
by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014
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Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.
(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."
by Bear666 December 24, 2014
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