Ozzy wankey

Those cheating australian wankers, who are shite at rugby.

the 2003 rugby world cup

by Not a cheating australian November 22, 2003

Camp Wakeshma

fucking poor ass camp on corey lake that doesn't even add up to what's next door. many people think its sad that there are usually more counselors than campers. also known for the epidemic of throwing up and explosive diarrhea.

kid 1: hey dude what are you up to this summer?
kid 2: i'm going to camp wakeshma
kid 1: WTF WHY?? {throws up}

by ayliz January 11, 2009

Wake-fucked

When you are driving a boat and drive very close to another boat (usually stationary) at high speed, causing a huge wake to reach them.

While pulling a skiier the other day, I accidently wake-fucked a nearby boat and a wakeboarder. They didn't look happy.

by Hoop11 June 24, 2010

Wake-boarded

Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...

You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...

by Rack 'em and stack 'em August 25, 2008

Wake up curse

Whatever curse used when you wake up realizing that you are extremely late.

wake up curse = *just woke up and yells* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I'm gonna get fired for sure this time!!!

or

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!

by Kakashi-Senpai January 20, 2010

wakeover

When you begin to get a hangover, while your awake as you've been awake/drinking for so long

"Shit, it's 5am, im getting a wakeover"

Bro 1: "You look terrible!"

Bro 2: "Yeh, I've got a wakeover"

by thechubbychaser June 19, 2011

Wake-Up Woman

A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.

WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.

"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."

"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"

by Suit December 31, 2012