vasectomy

To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.

The man needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.

by Fireblood July 18, 2008

Flower vase

When a fat persons pants and underwear hang a little off of they're butt, and the butt crack is exposed.

"You want some flowers for that vase?"

by Naruto-kun August 26, 2005

vaspim

Small burrowing rodent, often leaves skidmarks in it's wake. No apparent life other than 'pwning' regs, rookies and flamers alike.
Webster's Definitive says it's synonymous for 'faggot' in portuguese. Webster's is correct.

Innocent bystander: Shit, it's Vaspim.
Innocent bystander2: Just ignore him, maybe he'll go away...

by A Divine Source October 14, 2006

vaseline groove

1. les claypool's character's fantasy band name, meant to be another euphemism like pearl jam
2. a wet, slippery vagina, on the verge of gushing orgiastic creampie of a material with a vaseline-like consistency

"i'm lookin forward to lickin dat camel-toein' vaseline groove record comin out this month!"

by original prankster January 28, 2009

Vasilyev

The great Tzar of the Imperial Robloxian Federation.
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Also known as vas or Tzar_Vasilyev

omg it's vas! the tzar of the irf

tzar_vasilyev for the win

by IRF gayboy June 30, 2018

Vasos

A colloquial term used for homosapiens with a zest for mudda. (see def. mudda)

Vasos from Brisbane loves them muddas

by muusik January 13, 2005

vasectomy shooting darts

Vasectomy safe, no sperm is present in ejaculate

He felt much safer vasectomy shooting darts knowing he would not get her pregnant.

by ddare July 25, 2007