Urban Dictionary

A absolute masterpiece when needing to find out how just about anything is sexual. Including ceiling fans, various cereals, and gmail. Gives 100% accurate defintions every time and is a magical thing.

"Dude, I used to have low levels of intelligence, then I found Urban Dictionary, and my eyes were opened to a magical world of ultimate stupidity."

by SEVENSEVENSENVENSEVE October 9, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A stupid place where we waste our time!

Urban Dictionary sucks!

by The amaze lover March 5, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website where people come to secretly look up internet words that they pretend to know around their friends. Also the site you are currently viewing, so, hello.

Guy: Hey dude. Did you see Tyler last night? He was totally starwanking
Other guy: Uh, yeah totally, dude *Looks it up on Urban Dictionary*

by TheGuyThatCaresAboutGrammar May 25, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A place you would likely regret using to search for the definitions of words and wonder to yourself: "Why didn't I just use the regular dictionary?".

⚠️Warning⚠️Using Urban Dictionary may cause: Vomiting, Laughter, Faith in Humanity being lost, and questioning mankind

Never use Urban Dictionary to searchcthe definition of "insert U.S. State name/country name here* *insert random object here*

by Crispy_Miner October 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. a website where people like you and me go when they are bored to find meanings of words most likely their name.

2. a dictionary that's urban

Lola went to Urban Dictionary on her laptop

by timtamzx100 September 18, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website where people are supposed to put definitions for internet slang or any slang, but is instead used to write down butthurt comments or strong opinions about the topic instead of a legitimate definition.

Person 1: What does emo mean?
Person 2: I dunno, we should search it on Urban Dictionary.

Person 3: No no, guys. Urban Dictionary is shit. Just ask actual people for a definition.
Person 1 and 2: Thanks!

by Superslime88 May 25, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Where faith in humanity goes to die.

There's an entire post about male tears actually being semen, it's on urban dictionary. - Dhruv

by Probably Notmyrealname September 30, 2018