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highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.
e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME
by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013
mugGet the highway unicornmug.

unicorn tail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then
by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013
mugGet the unicorn tailmug.

unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner
by Jtheanimal36 September 29, 2017
mugGet the unicorn snugglemug.

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
by Reece Duval December 26, 2019
mugGet the Kiss the Unicornmug.

unicorn inch

When autocorrect changes your search of 'Unicorning'.
I tried to urban dictionary Unicorning but it auto corrected to Unicorn Inch. There was no meaning for it so I gave it one.
by MissFuuFuu September 25, 2013
mugGet the unicorn inchmug.

goth unicorn

A goth unicorn can be described as a goth with an inner freak most of times, but if you get with a goth unicorn they are loyal and sweet but have a freak side as well. Their color preference is black and red butttt once she gets a unicorn bandaid she wears it like a boss. She is caring, very protective and mean but in a loving way to certain friends she is close to and often the mother in the friend group. She's a bad bitch but she is also very sensitive as well, she has anxiety and everything as well idk really. Those who cross may or may not end up in the hospital, just a for warning 😊. She's a short stack of pancakes and the hottest batch you ever gonna see. She's on fire "tHiS gIrL iS oN fIrE."
Person 1: "she's goth but what's with the unicorn bandaid"

Person 2: "she's a short stack of goth unicorns"
by Deadly Tiny Tot June 21, 2022
mugGet the goth unicornmug.

unicorn treatment

When you stick a sticklike object up someone’s ass and fuck them
by The only pug July 16, 2021
mugGet the unicorn treatmentmug.

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