The Ultimate Fleshlight

When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.

Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.

by Ms.Fun November 1, 2010

TRUE ULTIMATE POWER

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by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 25, 2019

Nathan’s ultimate team

Normally run by a scuba diver named champ bailey who tends to be a pro at it. He usually minipulates the defense and makes it very bad. For the offense there is John Elway😬 he is a scary quarterback and u would never want to meet a man as fricky as him! Overall the madden squad can be described in 2 words SCUBA DIVERS and you would never want to play with them for the sake of your life. Don’t come near them!

Scuba Squad, more like Nathan’s Ultimate Team

by Hummerboyditya119 March 9, 2019

The Ultimate Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin

"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"

by Sean & Jonas November 3, 2006

The Ultimate Sloppy Whopper Combo

This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.

We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!

by stan harris March 28, 2007

the ultimate death

When having a sexual intercourse with a girl, you impale her vagina with your penis. Giving the ultimate death.

I was banging some hot girl and gave her the ultimate death.

by day boys December 28, 2005

The Ultimate Vern Challenge

Completing the ultimate vern challenge requires someone to hook up with every roommate in a room on the vern campus of the George Washington University.

Dude1: I finally completed the The Ultimate Vern Challenge!
Dude2: What? With which room?
Dude1: With those guys from down the hall.

by Serenaded and Sexiled December 6, 2011