Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

Toned

The physical and emotional state of mind of being both tired and stoned

Jack: Dude, you look like you need to go to sleep.
Sam: Ya, I'm so toned

by Sam McGee August 12, 2006

Tonedeep

A rare breed of migratory HOMO-sapien originally discovered in the Fertile Crescent. Now found on the streets of Paris and Montreal wearing knockoff Dolce and Gabanna. Closely related to Rashbinder and Osama.

"I'm not an Arab, I'm phonecian!"

"Shish falafel" = "Tonedeep"

by ffejery February 12, 2006

Toedball

A new, revolutionary two or four player sport, thats innovative technique involves the skilled use of eye-foot coordination. Similar to tennis but played by launching the ball with feet.

"Hannah's really talented at Toedball"

by JoHanKrumLaur May 19, 2008

Tored

Stands for tired and bored

How are you feeling after that maths lesson today? Tored outta my Mind.

by Daisysnaps December 11, 2016