Tom Waits

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.

Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.

by Jon Dore November 1, 2009

Tom Perry

Tom Perry is an amazing, wonderful, awesome guy. He makes you smile everytime you see him and is hilarious. He can be perverted but hey that's Tom!

Oh my gosh he is such a Tom Perry and I absolutely love it!

by ilovetommyyyy December 22, 2010

tom hiddleston

the sexiest man alive

tom hiddleston makes me horny

by muellee May 2, 2021

Tom Riddle

A hot man you need to love because if you don’t bad things will happen

Tom Riddle is hot as fuck

by MissBarnes October 19, 2021

Tom Tom'd

Getting lost while following the incorrect GPS directions of a Tom Tom or any other in-car GPS device.

Alt. Using an excuse for missing or being late to an appointment.

Dude, we are nowhere near WhiteCastle...I think we got Tom Tom'd!

Sorry I'm late, I got Tom Tom'd on the way and ended up in the next county.

by GP Esta June 10, 2009

Tom Nook

Fatass racoon who steals your money in animal crossing and has two nephews, Timmy and Tommy

Tom Nook is a total ass jack

by The car battery March 15, 2020

tom brady handshake

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

by MattyM1 September 23, 2015