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fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.
Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
by Father Jake September 5, 2017
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Chaldean Spear

When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.
*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear
by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023
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Spears

Don't be such a spears
by MyNameIsDave November 2, 2016
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Spear Goblins

A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.
Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?

Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.

Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.
by Mudane potion#069 October 17, 2022
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spear hunting

Noun. The art of seducing unknown women with the intent of fornicating upon first meeting
Hey man I'm in a drought, let's go spear hunting for chicks tonight.
by Still.Eric February 19, 2017
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Spearing

Spitting spearmint gum into a women’s stinky pussy to freshen it up
Anna’s pussy stinks I’m gonna be spearing her tonight
by poptarts69 December 14, 2024
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landon spears

hes a dumbass but a good freind landon spears
landon spears is such a dumbass landon is a dick
by yuiy March 28, 2022
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