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noodle boobs

boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010
mugGet the noodle boobsmug.

Noodle Stab

To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development
"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"
by AD2013Fan May 28, 2013
mugGet the Noodle Stabmug.

niggery noodles

A term of affection. Derived from the word 'nigger'.
Oh you're the best little pile of niggery noodles I've ever met. I love you, sweet niggery noodles.
by fl00g. June 14, 2008
mugGet the niggery noodlesmug.

noodle cake

What you call a friend when they are being funny.
2 minute noodles in there uncooked form.
What you call friends who are cameronated.
by Sarah ann87 August 17, 2006
mugGet the noodle cakemug.

Noodle Rage

When you get angry that your spouse isn't cutting the noodles correctly, and then when your son intervenes to calm the situation you get even angrier and create a family scene.
Kai Lan (mum to dad): Awww, you no cut noodle bery well. Me want frie rie instead. You not know anyting!

Son: It's okay mum, don't worry, it's only noodles.

Kai Lan: You no talk! Your father not know how cut noodle. Why I marry him? He cause famiry shame!!!

Son (to sister): Uh oh, look out! Mum is starting her noodle rage again!
by dantheman123321 October 14, 2011
mugGet the Noodle Ragemug.

touch noodle

One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.
Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!
by Lizardick May 1, 2018
mugGet the touch noodlemug.

noodle shoopven

When a male (naked) spreads his legs apart and does a hip thrust in the forward and back motion. Therefore causing his penis to flap to this stomach, and his ass, making a slapping sound as if you were slapping your cheek right now
Rob Did a Bees knees and a noodle shoopven at the same time. MAN is he talented.
by Robert Aqualung September 25, 2006
mugGet the noodle shoopvenmug.

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