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Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.
My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.
by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025
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SKI

A name given to a person who is known to do unspeakable things while wearing balaclavas , popularized in Detroit MI, on Euclid ave.
That’s that boy SKI in that spaceship!
by Willhalford May 28, 2024
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ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing
I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche
by TheHaug May 2, 2021
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ski mask mack

(noun) him….. that guy
Yo have you seen ski mask mack he just dropped 50…. Yea bro he really him
by Will Betleheim November 22, 2021
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ski me in the ski hole

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to
I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!
by mrhappypants69 July 6, 2011
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ski slope nose

were a guy has a long pointed nose and it looks like ski slope
Hey bill you nose looks like a ski slope nose
by SirSkyrim February 7, 2014
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speed skiing

A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.
"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
by yom tang April 9, 2013
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