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the shape ae a table

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.
'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'
by sugarvine July 11, 2009
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dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.
kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table
by mcmugger June 30, 2011
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Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.
"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"
by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014
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*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom
Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*
by h boy123 May 30, 2018
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Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes
"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"
by CatLag September 30, 2020
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T.G (table gay)

T.G is an acronym for the adjective table gay.

You will often feel table gay when you had just had science for 4th period and you're now very fidgety and can't sit still. You can not catch or manifest T.G without being depressed, gay, and having mild to severe ADHD. When you are feeling table gay your whole body is smiling but your soul is slowly leaving, it's innocence dissolving, and your will to live slowly gets sucked away like boba. T.G on its own is not bad but if not kept in check can make you feel very impulsive to set something on fire or cause harm/damage or to fuck your enemy's mum. If you have a reputation to uphold you should probably get rid of T.G. The only way to get rid of it is to stand on something tall and scream as loud as you can then dip your head in ice water wrap yourself in a shock blanket and sit in an empty bathtub. Ur welcome bitch.
oop i feel so T.G (table gay) right now
by alex cadaver October 11, 2021
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Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.
by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011
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