Thanksgiving Nut Gobble

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

by srathraz November 27, 2009

Thanksgiving

The annual holocaust of turkeys throughout America

"Happy Thanksgiving! I wonder how many turkeys they killed this year."

by hardrock711 November 21, 2011

Thanksgiving Dinner

When you push your nutsack and cock between your legs the goat but make sure it is resting on your palm so that it looks like your serving a full course meal.

I opened the door and to my surprise my brother was serving a Thanksgiving dinner to his girlfriend.

"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."

by The Mighty Pilgram October 10, 2012

thanks for sharing

sarcastic phrase meaning "that was really gross/inappropriate/stupid and you're an idiot." Comes from group therapy, where everyone is encouraged to share their feelings and is recognized for sharing.

Quentin: "I just won the statewide Rubik's Cube championship."

Potential girlfriend: "Thanks for sharing."

by spatulasaucepan January 10, 2009

ThanksJ

Something a Sendor would say as a means of thanking someone very much.

Sendor: Here is a nickel.
Other Sendor: A Nickel! ThanksJ!

by sendor_lover3572 March 25, 2009

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

You think you're better than me?!

The most lowering responce to any kind of an abuse. Often accompanied by the word "bitch" to increase its effect, as in: "You think you're better than me, bitch?!". Add an outraged look for maximum effect.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".

Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.

Used in the Shakespearen play "Romeo and Juliet":
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!

-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...

by Urban_Fellow June 26, 2006