Muff Diver

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010

Muff Cabage

First shown in South Park, a word used by people from New Jersey, or 'Jersey' to call someone a Cunt. See weaboo and snooki

No you're a Muff Cabage!

by JimmyRaeda October 20, 2010

dick muffs

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004

muff puff

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

by master of disaster & beefster of the queefster January 17, 2008

Muff Garbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf gahr-bij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which is slang meaning "Moth'a f*cking garbage".

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff garbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

Furry Muff

Satisfactory.

"I owe you that tenner, can I pay you five now and five tomorrow?"
"Furry Muff"

by Jooboy July 2, 2003

Puff Muff

When a female's bush is so thick and full that it causes her panties or bikini bottom to puff out.

Dude Nikki looks sick in that two piece but check out her puff muff.

by Hong_Kong_Phooey February 22, 2012