Pulling taffy

When it is very hot outside and you’re sweating so bad that one testicle sticks to one leg and the second testicle sticks to the other leg. Then when you walk your scrotum looks like beef jerky in a taffy pulling machine.

Man I’m going to need the gold bond extra I’m pulling taffy so bad!

by anonymous April 10, 2023

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Sodd Tafran

When in a healthy, loving relationship, you and your spouse agree that you can have sexual relations with a person outside your relationship while still maintaining your deep and abiding love for one another.

Every few years, I go to Tijuana and indulge in a Sodd Tafran to relax, recharge, and reset

by Mr ChiForest June 15, 2024

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Raffy Taffy

A geeked ahh mf, who thinks hes a lone sigma because of his inferior intellect, unlikelyness to gojo, and his unavoidable ego, Ego???? Blue lock??? Blue lock has taught me so much about good motivation to become the best and how to achieve it. I think being an "egoist" is the mindset you should have if you wanna become the best at something, whether it's real sports or just video games. Relying on your team just brings you down to their level and you are just limiting yourself instead of becoming better. even if you lose because of them you do not blame them, cause if you would've been better you would've won. All of this makes sense to me now cause now that you think about it, all these pro players never relied on their own teammates, instead they relied on their own skills. Like lebron might be a passer but he is simply using his own skill and using his teammates. That's how these players got to the top. After you reach the top maybe then you would rely on your teammates that's on your level, but as you're growing, you just focus on yourself.

Raph: bro you can nyat be serious rn bro
me: aight just lemme get some of that raffy taffy
Raph: 😛😝😝

by sped79 October 13, 2024

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