Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
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That new spending bill from congress is total swamp juice. All the same people get all the same money and the swamp grows.
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1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon
2. a woman that got shrek dick
not hulk
but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon
2. a woman that got shrek dick
not hulk
but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.
2. i got dicked down via swamp force
2. i got dicked down via swamp force
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Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
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