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Bob Skrollioski

Another name for your father, Bob Sr.. He’s cool, he’s hip, but life sucks, it’s always something. At least there’s more guns, ammo, and good deals to put a smile on the mans face.
Bob Skrollioski is about to go out to the farm and tend to the cows that we shot bottle rockets at last week, what a kind soul.

Skrollioski Jr: He tryna be like me
by Bobbyskrollyfanclub March 20, 2022
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Glory Scroll

A franchise of stores that exist in almost every plane in cities on all sizes that sells magical scrolls and other pleasures.
Let's stop by the local Glory Scroll and get some Misty Step scrolls before we find a tavern.
by Nosnevel April 5, 2022
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Sunken scroll

A lost piece of literature found by exploring the ocean.
usually soggy.
Jared apparently dug up a sunken scroll while on a scuba trip!
by snotyoyo.gif April 20, 2022
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Cunningham's Troll(ing)

Derived from Cunningham's Law:
The best way to get genuine, lengthy interactions on the internet's social media, is not to post something accurate and agreeable, but something erroneous.
typical examples of Cunningham's Troll(ing)

OP: "Vaccines are unhealthy"/"The earth is flat"/"Amber Heard did nothing wrong"
Commenters: (1000 messages detailing the what, why, and how; possibly with APA-style citations)
by DaMidd June 7, 2022
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Rabbit Scroll

When you open up a TikTok and then find yourself still scrolling many minutes later, like falling down an internet rabbit hole.
Friend 1: Hey man, did you see that TikTok I sent you last night?
Friend 2: Yeah it sent me down a rabbit scroll for like an hour and I missed the deadline for my paper on ADHD.
by FetaWhopper June 22, 2022
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swish-scroll

The short duration, 2-3 secs avg, if nothing catches attention, the user's thumb Swish Scrolls automatically.
With the current age of attention span and instant gratification, people get distracted fast.
John swish-scrolls his timeline pretty fast, unless something catches his attention
by Jaru the Chonk November 20, 2022
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Bowl Scroll Leg

The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.
I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.
by jedwardy November 23, 2022
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