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Start Wars

What pagans do.......
all through history that's all they do
by meatwad February 22, 2005
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Starter Pack

Someone who is mentally basic (aka blonde) or new to a group
1)Have you seen Sandy, she's such a starter pack

2)Listen if your gonna hang out with us you're gonna be the starter pack
by Mc_105 September 25, 2013
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strat

Short for Stratholme, the PreBC World of Warcraft instance, that has been abandoned because of its noob loot.
Nooblet: LFG STRAT!!!!!111!!one
1337Dude: haha noob, noone runs strat anymore!
by Firen December 24, 2007
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Stratajizzin'

1) The act of a salesperson developing an over-the-top strategy to entice a client they will never get.

2) The act of one lazy salesperson developing a plan to underhandedly take business from a co-worker in hopes of stealing their commission.
(example 1)
Prisilla: Do you think Randall's design presentation will be what Tom is looking for?

Bryan: Not even close. He's totally off base, and is taking it too far. He's stratajizzin' all over his idea.

(example 2)
Patty: I had a call with Jane today. She just introduced me to a client that is planning to place a huge order tomorrow. I can't wait to see where my next quarter numbers come in.

Brad: I'd watch out Patty, I just heard Russell on the phone with Jane too. He's been in his office all afternoon stratajizzin' in his pants trying to figure out how he can get a hold of your new client and that big order too.
by FishaDisha August 13, 2010
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Straptured

Being very low on cash because you spent your life savings on a false prophecy of the end of the world.
Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.
by lowlights September 13, 2011
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Strata

a rich hipster school in the middle of nowhere, Canada. the grounds are covered in trees and endangered species. the students at the school can be found in weird clusters attempting to be cool. these weird creatures can be found cleaning or setting things on fire. the students have only managed to have 2 successful relationships and wish that they could have more. there is a lot going on at strata and always drama.
I never want to leave strata
well, welcome to strata
we have a naked dog named Sadie at strata - E.C.
by thetruthhauntsyou November 14, 2017
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Start of School

The start of school is where you enter a building that is rusted and dusted and be tortured for six hours straight. There are various adults sign up for the extremely low paying job just to torture the kids. They also do it to get summer off. You walk into the start at a new school and everyone stares at you because you are new and have no friends so they decide to make it even worse and put you in a state of social agony. Then on top of a burning state of social agony, you have to get good grades. Therefore, get into college and have a freaking life.
I'm terrified for the start of school tomorrow.
by Andrew ur mum April 25, 2019
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