Burrows the Death stalker

Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.

Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...

by Pewpew boom boom November 6, 2017

guy that stalks kids outside of school

He's creepy as hell and you should not go close to him. He will probably kidnap and do some weird shit to you. He's an interesting fellow. But that's just life I guess. :D

Kid 1: Hey, who that guy over there.
Kid 2: Oh, he's just the guy that stalks kids outside of school. He kidnaps kids.
Kid 1: Oh, is that what happened to Kid 3.
Kid 2: Sadly, yes. I haven't saw him ever since.
Kid 1: Well, he's probably dead.
Kid 2: Well shit.

by pink testicles January 25, 2021

Bobby the stalker

Bobby is a stalker.
Bobby stalks you at night.
He is always spying on you but you can’t see him👹👹👹👹👹👿👿👿👿👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡

Bobby the stalker is stalking me!!!

by Bobby the stalker😈😈 June 2, 2022

A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.

(English; "Bo Burnham" Quotation Fragment; Slang;) --- "Acts as a comedic sentence that holds multiple meanings to be understood by a person or persons observing the 'joke' through means of sound or sight."

"One meaning probable to be invoked is the replenishment of edibles within an enclosed kitchen appliance that recycles and restores cold air."

"This is tied together with the second section <"A girl ... *stock* it."> as an artist's jocose reference to engaging in the act of coitus with another individual of the female gender."

"Another possible cite that can be interpreted from this comedic quotation is the use of the two homophones stock;stalk) attempting a 'play-on-words' that implies that a third-party undergo the act of following the previously stated individual of the female sex a single time within a seven day period."

*(Quotation Fragment/Comedian mentions no indication as to whether the appointed female be aware of the other's presence and/or tailing)

Refer to word slot, you rooty-poot candy-ass. I understand it's more than a singular word, but it's an expression. Filthy casual. I bet you're viewing this (A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.) in Internet Explorer.

by Etch-A-Sketchy May 31, 2015

Stalk Box

The box of text underneath your profile picture on the new layout of Facebook that defaults, "write something about yourself".

Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.

She always kept her most personal thoughts on Facebook confined to the Stalk Box.

by dartmouth slang March 10, 2009

Stalker

someone who knows everything about some one but denies it and secretly wants them

Man it must suck to be jessie ben is always stalkng her

by kodish August 29, 2003

Stalkerish

To take a stranger, as beautiful as she may be, and immortalize her on ones' body in ink.

I think Glitch, a Suicide Girl, is gorgeous. She also seems to be smart and portrays a sense of individuality that most beautiful women do not.

I say she seems to have those wonderful qualities because I've never met her. The only communication I've had with her is through my computer screen.

So in conclusion, I'm going to get a full back tattoo of her face. My friends say the decision is stalkerish, but have never met me in person either. I think I'm going to unsubscribe them from my twitter now.

by Bepidemic February 18, 2010