The box of text underneath your profile picture on the new layout of Facebook that defaults, "write something about yourself".

Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

the new addition to Facebook (top right corner) that allows you to keep track of everything your friends are doing while keeping track of everything your friends are doing