“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

Penny Sniffer

A gurl who does what she wants... Probably has a bad attitude and may be sporting Fugg It Hair (see 'Fugg It Hair'). Penny has been known to sniff panties, and may be referred to as 'Panni' on da streets. An occasional 'Wud id eelz' will be tossed around, especially with a shot or two of Crystal P.

A Penny Sniffer is a gurl who does what she wants. See Fugg It Hair.

by Penny Sniffer June 27, 2011

Cake-Sniffer

Somebody who sniffs cakes but doesn’t like to admit it so they call other people cake-sniffers as an insult.

“Only a cake-sniffer would know that” Carmelita Spats (A Series of Unfortunate Events season 2)

by Spicy Waffle June 26, 2019

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. March 13, 2011

stiffy

stiffy is an erection pill for erectile dysfunction, from stiffy.com also a slang word for erection or boner or hard-on

I got a hard erection after taking a stiffy pill

by drduro June 26, 2012

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004