Squirrel Morning 

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.

"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.

Squirrel Morning by Drone24601 August 6, 2022

Squirrel Tits 

A man that’s chest puebes simply look like Squirrel fur.

I went to go see cousin and soon notice he had very thick juicy Squirrel Tits.

Squirrel Tits by Everything Suks October 8, 2022

Squirrel Girl 

Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.

The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.

Squirrel Girl by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022

Squirrel Appreciation Day 

A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.

Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up

Squirrel Appreciation Day by eggmeme February 12, 2023

Squirrel In A Ham 

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

Squirrel In A Ham by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

Squirrel Lean 

Squirrel lean is a yellow color of Lean that comes from squirrels in a process called trapping

Dat Squirrel lean do be fire tho

Squirrel Lean by DJFactAnomics April 24, 2023

Squirrel dinner 

When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.

Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.

Squirrel dinner by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023