Snurf Bite

An action one does to another where you put your thumb between your index and middle finger, then squeeze someone elses skin between the thumb and middle finger, and twist. Very painful.

My friend game me a snurf bite after I gave him a purple nurple.

by SAMiiZLe December 6, 2006

scurfy

adj. scaly, dry, crusty.

the lizard was very scurfy

by partyman January 23, 2007

smurftasticful

The most awesometasticful thing at that moment

Watching the winter Olympics is smurftasticful!!!!!!!

by Leon-Yves February 19, 2010

smurfed me

to recieve oral, anal, or vaginal poke-sation

me and that girl went to the car and she smurfed me

by swill killer 95 January 16, 2010

Smurf Dragon Guardian

What some drunk guy yells at you when he wants something to eat, preferably chips.

Give me some chips, you Smurf Dragon Guardian!!!

by TreeShaman92 December 21, 2010

Smurfish Delight

An act performed in the art of the sixty-ninth discipline: This is when a man recieves a blumpkin while eating a blue waffle.

My day just doesn't go right if I don't start off with some smurfish delight.

by camelj9259 March 29, 2011

smurf spank

after someone makes your panties wet you remove them and hit that person in the face with them.

Amber thought she had Jasmine around her finger, until she got smurf spanked.

by BPB562 July 14, 2011