soon

never, or in a long long time

We will have a D&D session soon.

by safisol November 30, 2025

Newnet soon

A fuckin long time!

New servers will be Newnet soon...

by teh poot0r August 4, 2003

bitch soon

Term used by angry customers for whom English is not their first language at poor service

all *insert company name* staff are one bitch soon. Normally followed by "can i shoot my cums to you mom eyes ?"

by I_love_angry_people October 8, 2013

Prolonged-Soon

Another word for "eventually"

"Gonna go to the kitchen prolonged-soon to get a sandwich but I'm currently lazy"

by Mr.Mac34 April 29, 2015

Comming soon

A term which is often used by staff in the hope everyone forgets about it.

Hypixel's guild update is comming soon, just wait another 10 years, thanks.

P.S: This messages were all copy pasted.

by Krakaka January 25, 2017

ah soon

Random Chinese guy whose name you have forgotten

Chang: Hey, do you know where May will be tonight?
Boon: Yeah, she's going to dinner with that guy, eh what's his name, errr ... Ah Soon

by charsiewpau January 4, 2018

bloom soon

When a plant blossoms early according to seasonal norms.

That garden experienced a bloom soon with many of the plants it features.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019