Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

Salmon run

A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.

That girls such a whore she does the salmon run every night.

by NicL9 June 15, 2019

Salmon sandwich

Lesbian sex

Joan and her S/O were apparently partaking in making salmon sandwiches last night

by Œuf June 24, 2019

Solomon

A Gay Male creature, unknown sexual orientation.

Elijah K Solomon

by KillerVMU-3 July 1, 2019

Salmon

When someone (preferably in a Love Island villa) runs up to a pool and jumps in while wriggling their body a bit with their arms stuck to their sides to look like a salmon. They also tend to make a noise that isn’t really relevant to a salmon it’s just real funny. In other words - Chris’ signature move.

“Boys let’s salmon”-Chris
-boys jump in pool looking like autists-

by Heythereurbandictionaryusers August 2, 2019

Solomon

A kid (usually black) that wears the same pair of Air Force ones for 5 years straight. He looks like kodak, and walks around like he doesn’t know where he is half the time. He’s a great topic of conversation and is obsessed with girls. He also usually has a man crush, and in some cases can end up following him around like he’s his dog.

Jace:Bro solomon do you think caitlin is hot?
Solomon: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG brooooo caitlin is SOOOOOOOO hot bro she’s is like bro she is like so hot bro oh maaaa goddddd like I sweada gooooodddd bro they donttttttt knowwwwwww it’s clipppppp.

by Jkai2004 September 22, 2019

Salmon Quality

A term for something that looks professional quality but is actually homemade.

Your nails are Salmon Quality, where'd you get them done?

by Salmon Marshmallows September 27, 2019