Soggy Waffle Fucker

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.

Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.

by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008

Soggy Scab

As if being called a scab isnt already bad enough, we all know as human being soggy scabs are the epitemy of everything that makes you crumble

John I shall not even give you the grace being being called a scab your a fukin soggy scab!!!!!

by Spyder_21 November 6, 2007

soggy long bottom

A chic that has a long, droopy butt.

"You see the soggy long bottom in the jeans over there?"

by dawsdz September 8, 2004

Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damn that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.

Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

by Broseidon August 11, 2016

soggy grilled cheese

When you cum between two slices of cheese and put that cheese between two slices of bread and make grilled cheese.

Joey made me a soggy grilled cheese for dinner last night. It was the best. I can still taste it in my mouth.

by I have an english paper to do March 6, 2016

Soggy Chicken Strips

A way to describe an Old Man’s balls when they’re saggy and wrinkly

Man, my grandma was telling me about Old Man Joe’s Soggy Chicken Strips.

by DobbyTheBuckbeak July 5, 2019

Soggy John Travolta

When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).

Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!

by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017