Soggy Waffle Fucker

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.

Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.

by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008

Soggy Scab

As if being called a scab isnt already bad enough, we all know as human being soggy scabs are the epitemy of everything that makes you crumble

John I shall not even give you the grace being being called a scab your a fukin soggy scab!!!!!

by Spyder_21 November 6, 2007

soggy long bottom

A chic that has a long, droopy butt.

"You see the soggy long bottom in the jeans over there?"

by dawsdz September 8, 2004

Soggy from the chemo

Line from MCR song Cancer. “ baby I’m just ‘soggy from the chemo’”

Baby I’m just soggy from the chemoooooooo

by Lreich556 June 21, 2021

Soggy Chicken Strips

A way to describe an Old Man’s balls when they’re saggy and wrinkly

Man, my grandma was telling me about Old Man Joe’s Soggy Chicken Strips.

by DobbyTheBuckbeak July 5, 2019

Your doggy soggy

Worse than every insult combined, including "your granny tranny". This would be a final resort in an argument as it is unlimitedly powerful. If this insult is used against you, there's no chance of survival.

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your granny tranny
Person 1: Your doggy soggy
Person 2: *Asphyxiated by an unknown force, possibly the unknown power of the insult*

by BattyBoi March 17, 2018

Soggy Smurf Delight

Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.

Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.

by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011