Social ineptitude 

Somebody who finds it difficult to intereact with us lesser mortals.

A nerd is someone who has Social ineptitude. A geek differes from them, in the fact that he/she doesn't have Social ineptitude

Social ineptitude by Popelady June 28, 2011

social repose 

A synonyme for "cheating dirtbag" or "very gross trash".

-Mom: "Honey, could you please bring out the social repose?"

-Guy: "Yo have you heard what Kyle did to his precious girl?"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, fucking disgusting. He's such a social repose."

social repose by nuebish November 7, 2017

Social Needs 

The habitual need to engage in social media communications as an unconscious attempt for validation of social acceptance. A type of obsessive compulsive disorder most likely rooted in childhood trauma or parental neglect.

"Man she updates her profile like 20 times a day!" "Yeah I heard she's social needs, just hit it n quit it"

Social Needs by beergrunt September 25, 2016

social justice

Promoting tolerance, freedom, and equality for all people regardless of race, sex, orietntation, national origin, handicap, etc... except for white, straight, cisgendered males. Fuck those guys, they're overprivileged no matter what.

"In the name of social justice, check your privilege."

social justice by SJSally December 16, 2012

social cannibal 

A social cannibal is a person, usually a friend, who is a friend when it's just you (and other friends in your group, this can have multiple victims at once but is not as effective the more friends he cannibalizes at once) around but as soon as he's around other people, friend or not, if he needs to he will feed off a friend's or multiple friends' faults to better himself socially. Usually it involves heavily over exaggerating stuff about said friends. The cannibal will usually deny doing this. It also counts if the person changes opinions and views on things based off the person they're around, things that you both agree with that he can turn around and accuse you of agreeing with that opinion.

Bi-stander: Yeah so people who play guitar are so gay.
Cannibal: Yeah! You're right! I hate guitar players
Friend: But dude, we both PLAY gui-
Cannibal: Uh, dude I used to but then I saw how stupid guitar is.
Friend: But dude just yesterday you where saying how you love g-
Cannibal: I didn't say that! By that I mean't I actually hate it.

*later*
Friend: dude you're SUCH a social cannibal.
Cannibal: no I'm not dude? what do you mean?

social cannibal by a stupid douche April 26, 2011

social studies teacher

The best teacher you can think of, although he/she makes some bad puns. He/She is the best teacher you can think of.

Guy: Wow, Social Studies is awesome!
Girl: I know, especially with OUR social studies teacher.

social studies teacher by Schooldick March 23, 2017

Social Justice

A competition where white people bully celebrities on Twitter to prove to one another that they are not racist (formally a movement to promote freedom, equality, and community for people who have traditionally been disadvantaged in society).

It does not serve social justice to allow this pop singer to live down something they tweeted 12 years ago that now sounds problematic out of context.

I’ve been on Twitter all day, cancelling celebrities in the name of social justice.

Social Justice by Targo December 3, 2019