Snail-Ariaism

A religion in which we hail a God named Aria and snails are his holy council

We have joined Snail-Ariaism

by Ariaist no.1 November 13, 2023

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018

Sea Snail

When someone finishes inside you and you slide up their stomach with your arms in the air like a sea snail…. In celebration

Did you hear Clare sea snailed Mikey last night? Slid up him…. and squirted that love in his mouth?

by Sexsnail December 6, 2023

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022

Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025

Snail trail

An elongated hicky on the neck our outherparts of the body

Damn look at the snail trail he left on his girlfreinds neck that thing is sick

by Lawnmower nation February 9, 2021

snail eating Baggett monkey

the French

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!

by The truth will prevail May 21, 2023