sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

by badhatter88 October 11, 2011

Sloppy Ja-loppy

Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.

Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”

by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018

Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019

The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.

Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

sloppy eyed

to look or to act shady, to appear uncomfortable, to be acting weird

man he was actin all sloppy eyed last night

this house looks a little too sloppy eyed for me

by Will Scully August 14, 2006

Sloppy Burger

someone that gets sloppy when they booze, tries to be a bully, despite his size often bullied

Dude was acting a fool last night.

What can you expect? That's sloppy burger at his finest.

by Adam Gale December 30, 2009

side-ways sloppy joe

clitoris, pussy, etc.

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

by Bean August 15, 2003