shmool

Lovable Loser

Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.

Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck

by Chris April 24, 2005

Shmock

A shoe-sock. An article of clothing that can be worn like a shoe but washed like a sock.

I love wearing shmocks, if I step in dog poo I can throw them in the washer and then the dryer like a pair of socks.

by Cujo STL April 18, 2006

hippie shmok

when a large group of hippies sit around a camp fire and slap paint on eachothers bodies.

what'z crakin if u wanna join da hippie shmok we meet at 7pm at the beach tonight!

by nicky kay September 5, 2008

Condom Shmondom

What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.

Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright

by Dont Ask... Man May 22, 2010

shmol

A short little jew. Sometimes you can call people scumducks using this term.

You and your family are all shmol.

by Hunqerr November 16, 2017

Shmood

Combination of hood and mood to make one word (Street code)

Sentence for mood (my Crew gat's positive shmood)

Sentence for hood (my Shmood is filled with real gees

by Elmicarsh January 3, 2017

shmoo

What I say when there's kids around, I want to say shit, and my sister ROLLS DOWN THE HILL AT 9292929299 MILES PER HOUR.

"She's DOING CARTWHEELS DOWN THE ROAD. HOLY SH... MOO!"

by sunburned January 28, 2005