A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.
Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.
by stanleybalds September 29, 2012
Get the Five course knuckle shuffle mug.Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....
Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.
by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013
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by Misty wan July 23, 2017
Get the Kit Kat shuffle mug.The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.
by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019
Get the 2 AM shuffle mug.To defaecate (SHIT) in a paint cup or other container and snort the gases produced, resulting in a trailer trash high.
Person 1: Hey wanna get high?
Hick: Yeah, lets go shuff in the back of my dads RV
Person 1: Get the fuck out of hear you trailer trash hick! Thats fucking gross.
Person 2: What the fuck is shuffing?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary bro....
Hick: Yeah, lets go shuff in the back of my dads RV
Person 1: Get the fuck out of hear you trailer trash hick! Thats fucking gross.
Person 2: What the fuck is shuffing?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary bro....
by Teh Real G May 31, 2010
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Get the Dunford Shuffle mug.Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
by ianmcphee January 19, 2006
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