heart shaped glasses

1.) a guy who has a funny shaped dick
2.) sunglasses shaped like hearts that lolita's wear

OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped dick, thats so heart shaped glasses

I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend

by ely67 December 2, 2007

Your House is House Shaped

You're doing something correctly.

The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.

House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.

The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.

Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!

by RykaLily August 17, 2011

Shields

Shields is a shortened version of South Shields, a small seaside town near Newcastle, in the North East of England. South Shields is well known for it's long, sandy beaches. Locals are often referred to as "Geordies" though are more locally known as "Sanddancers". If you are from Shields, you more than likely despise Sunderland suppoerers "Mackems" and support Newcastle United (football, or "soccer" as you Americans pointlessley name it).

I live in Sunny Shields

by ShieldsKatiee August 24, 2008

in good shape

What is said to you if you are either too old to be hot, or just plain not attractive.

Friend #1: Hey man, you see that girl I was with at the bar on Friday? Not bad, right? Friend #2: Dude, not hot. Friend #1: Well, she was in good shape. Friend #2: Agree, she was in good shape.

by Duece79 November 7, 2017

heart shaped glasses

a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick

girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick

girl 2: really?! so do I

by wjk December 19, 2007

shapes

A person who is generally overweight but the fat is porportioned oddly. Perhaps they look normal except for awkwardly fat arms or a double chin. It can also apply to someone who's fat seems to move around, or they gain and lose large amounts of weight on a regular basis.

The teacher of my english class is shapes and I can't stop starring at her. She looks normal except she has huge love handles.

Well I don't know. Bobby is nice and all but he's totally shapes.

by Hattey April 13, 2008

Shieh

Most often used with reference to the placing of the penis upon an unclean anus. Immediately followed by the wiping of the penis upon the upper lip of someone of the same-sex. Preferably by one which has recently defecated. Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but of the Asian variety. In addition, this maneuver is best performed by one who has an undeveloped penis. A true rarity. Indeed.

You sick bastard... you gave her a Shieh didn't you?!

by C892458 July 5, 2010