shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Shattle

High speed flying projectile-like fragment of feces. Space shattle would apply if the fragment is above 100km ASL (Kármán line)

Marco farted and a shattle flew just past me

by LuiS0ares March 5, 2025

Shattern

Sudden change in your shit pattern.

Some god awful bug has shifted my Shattern + 12 hours regular now. It's been years since it was regular 6pm.

by geofleet February 18, 2026

Shatt Marp

Shatt Marp is what you get after you switch up the initials of "Matt Sharp", which is the name of the former bassist of Weezer, an alt rock band from the 1990s. Fans find this funny because "Shatt" sounds like "Shat", the past tense of "Shit".

Person 1: Who is your favourite Weezer member?
Person 2: Shatt Marp.

by CloudMoistureWater March 18, 2026

Shatter

When an individual switches their personality to the opposite of themselves

Taken from “Transformers: Shattered Glass”, when the good guys are bad, and bad guys are good.

“The first time I ever shattered was when I asked that one fine chick out on a date and she called me stupid”

by SEN10L July 22, 2025

SettplankVA

SettplankVA is a term for a smelly Voice Actor who likes to be lazy all the time. This word is used to describe someone who takes longer than 20 minutes to shit, holds the curtains and rips them off. Also used to describe someone who is gay.
This word is a slang in Greek Culture, meaning "Gay"

P1: You're such a SettplankVA..
P2: I only take 19 minute shits.
P1: Fuck, well you're still a SettplankVA.
P2: Why?
P1: Cuz you're gay.

by Notch Einstein July 26, 2025