semen swish

When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy

Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.

by Swishsemen August 19, 2017

Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

semen padang

To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will

Ben just semen padanged the doorline

by Jsloan October 2, 2017

Semen Trail

The social paper trail that is left after a man has sex with too many girls.

Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.

by attend, check, on alert November 4, 2017

Semening

The scientific way of saying “Cumming”

Ahhhh Claire! I’m semening in you!

by TitBuster3000 November 28, 2017

semen o leana

That age when a man no. longer cums half a pint each act. Now its just a squirttle and finally just dust

Wife) honey i think i actually.feel dryer after you ejaculated ...thats getting. to be semen o leana.

No worries about babys at least

by Mi sofakingweetodded January 12, 2018

selectively gay

when you only suck dick sometimes

Gus is selectively gay, he only takes it up the ass when he wants to

by illmakeuhowellbitch February 5, 2018