SALMON

THE ACT OF dying

the salmon died = fun

p.s this is made in middle school so poop

by Jack+Macgyver1234_fan February 17, 2022

Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

by Housebroke February 20, 2022

Salmon Thighs

When you slap someone’s thighs really fast and say “Salmon thighs” just to confuse them.

*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*

*gives salmon thighs*

Other person “wtf are you doing?”

You: “giving salmon thighs”

Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”

You: no that’s thunder thighs!

by MeshaSakuraLee March 7, 2022

Semon

A delectable, non GMO, non-dairy product that is a good substitute for Mayo.

Guy 1: Hey, we're out of Mayo.
Guy 2: *Ejaculates furiously*
Guy 3: *Spreads semon on bread* thanks, bro.

by anonymous March 23, 2022

salmonbelly

A kind of fish who like to bully or troll.

Why you bully me, you salmonbelly.

by C0FFE3 April 14, 2022

Salmon

1. a feesh
2. this one color that looks really nice with teal
4. urmom
18. (for the bri'ish people) something mean :<
noun: salmon; plural noun: salmon; plural noun: salmons

"do you like my feesh? Its a salmon"
"also, dont pronouce the L"
"or you can pronounce the L, no pressure"

by mystarias May 15, 2022

Salmon

1. A type of fish that you can eat.
2. A color that looks like the fish that you can eat.

"Would you like some salmon for your mom?"
"Salmon is great for culinary dishes"

by mystarias May 18, 2022