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Darkside of The Samurai

The master of the dark, hard and exteme sex. He is a bloody assasin, killer, and a rapist. He rapes fighting girls like Chun Li and lesbian girls. After raping a girl he kills them leaving a great blood sign along his way. His physical form is like Katsu from Samurai X. He is more powerful than the evil demons.
The Samurai raped Akane Tendo, then he killed her.
by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003
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Samuel L Jackson

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.
Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...
by venusflytrap January 17, 2005
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samuel💣

samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet
oh no samuel💣 is trying to ask for head again
by downey monkey monkey 543 October 21, 2021
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Dirty Samuel

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee
v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.
by JDubD October 24, 2007
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A Samurai

Having 3 men stand in a row. The middle man proceeds to jerk the 2 outside men off.
This one night I was really drunk and gave my friends a samurai..SHEATH, UNSHEATH!
by Demon Toaster March 17, 2009
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Afro Samurai

Sticking your finger in a girl's ass and then smearing it across her forehead thus giving her the #2 headband.
I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.
by Froy dog May 13, 2011
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Samurai

Skilled in effort, tact and meditative states.
Samurai, you were the love of my life and you never came.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
by UnotHebrokemy<3CnttrustU March 29, 2010
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